le whif hahahhahah

This is the biggest joke in all humanity. Le Whif. Okay first of all, the name. Le Whif, really? Le Whif is a new approach to eating by breathing. (HA!) With Le Whif, you inhale food, into your mouth and taste it, without chewing. (HA HA!) The taste of chocolate without the calories! The kick of coffee without a cup! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

this is their super posh shop:

it's like a chapstick capsule with the le whif just waiting to be whiffed - or something.

downstairs is the "lab", qualified personnel only.