blague

Here is a une blague française (a French joke) Clemence told me today:

Deux fesses se rencontrent.

Le garçon est amoureux de la fille, alor il lui demande:

"Tu veux sortir avec moi?"

L'autre répond:

"Non, c'est trop merde entre nous!"

Two buttcheeks meet up.

The boy buttcheek is in love with the girl buttcheek, so he asks her:

"Would you want to go out with me?"

She responds saying:

"No, there is too much shit between us."

And here is a phrase Diane taught me:

mdr (mort de rire) = lol (laughing out loud)